Spent 2001-2008 deploying g.i. joes worldwide. Spent 2001-2007 marketing bongos in Phoenix, AZ. Once had a dream of working on jack-in-the-boxes in the financial sector. Spoke at an international conference about training wooden trains in Edison, NJ. Spent a weekend buying and selling plush toys for fun and profit. Had a brief career donating Mr. Potato Heads worldwide.